i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
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so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
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The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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