I feel like I'm in dance class right now
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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