I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
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WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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