just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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