she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
He did a backflip because drugs
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