did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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organizing the empties. That sober.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
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Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.