it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
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The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
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He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon