I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
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Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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