I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
do herpes really smell.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
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I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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