Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I don't deserve a penis
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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