I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
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What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
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If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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