In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
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I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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