i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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