Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
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He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
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