she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
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Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
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Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Who died my cat blue again?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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