its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
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i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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