i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
How does one acquire holy water?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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