I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
That blackeyed peas song was on, so I thought that was prediciting tonight was going to be a good night. And then my garage door opner fell and hit me in the head.
I literally just copy and pasted that from another bbm convo bc I'm far too stoned to explain that again.
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Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
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God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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