do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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