I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I booty called her while she was in labor.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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