he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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