S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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