Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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