It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
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just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
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