Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
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Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
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Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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