I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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