Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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