if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
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Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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