Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
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I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
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I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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