To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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