i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
You brought string cheese to the strip club
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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