believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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