I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
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I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
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"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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