Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
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How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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