it wasn't lemon gatorade
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize