I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
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does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
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Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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