My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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