he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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