I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
nutella sex= disaster
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
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