I accidentally had phone sex last night
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
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He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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