There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
