So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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