We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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