Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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