me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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