dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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