There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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