Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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