Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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