Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I'm too high and old for this...
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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