did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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