he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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