she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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