this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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