What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
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Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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