also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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