his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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